Safety Third. Gains First.
Some training philosophies are backed by decades of exercise science.
This is not one of them.
The Hixon “Call 911” Tank is for the lifter whose final request is simple: if the weight wins, preserve their dignity before preserving their life.
If I die lifting weights, add more weights. Then call 911.
Made from lightweight combed ring-spun cotton with a soft unisex fit, it's perfect for heavy training days, questionable PR attempts, and making absolutely certain nobody mistakes you for the responsible member of your friend group.
Product Details
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Tri-blends: 50% polyester / 25% combed cotton / 25% rayon
Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
Side-seamed construction
Soft, comfortable unisex fit
Made to order to help reduce unnecessary overproduction
Tell my family I went for one more rep.
Safety Third. Gains First.
Some training philosophies are backed by decades of exercise science.
This is not one of them.
The Hixon “Call 911” Tank is for the lifter whose final request is simple: if the weight wins, preserve their dignity before preserving their life.
If I die lifting weights, add more weights. Then call 911.
Made from lightweight combed ring-spun cotton with a soft unisex fit, it's perfect for heavy training days, questionable PR attempts, and making absolutely certain nobody mistakes you for the responsible member of your friend group.
Product Details
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Tri-blends: 50% polyester / 25% combed cotton / 25% rayon
Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
Side-seamed construction
Soft, comfortable unisex fit
Made to order to help reduce unnecessary overproduction
Tell my family I went for one more rep.
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