Hixon “Dost Thou Even Hoist?” Tee

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Pray Tell, Dost Thou Even Hoist?

Forsooth, many speak of gains. Few possess the fortitude to acquire them.

The Hixon “Dost Thou Even Hoist?” Tee takes one of gym culture's most enduring questions and gives it the distinguished treatment it clearly deserved.

Soft, lightweight, and form-fitting, this tee is suitable for hoisting iron, consuming ample provisions of protein, and questioning the training credentials of passing peasants.

Product Details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton

  • Heather Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

  • Lightweight 4.3 oz fabric

  • Pre-shrunk

  • Soft, form-fitting construction

  • Made to order to help reduce unnecessary overproduction

Hoist heavy, good sir. The gains await thee.

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Pray Tell, Dost Thou Even Hoist?

Forsooth, many speak of gains. Few possess the fortitude to acquire them.

The Hixon “Dost Thou Even Hoist?” Tee takes one of gym culture's most enduring questions and gives it the distinguished treatment it clearly deserved.

Soft, lightweight, and form-fitting, this tee is suitable for hoisting iron, consuming ample provisions of protein, and questioning the training credentials of passing peasants.

Product Details

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton

  • Heather Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

  • Lightweight 4.3 oz fabric

  • Pre-shrunk

  • Soft, form-fitting construction

  • Made to order to help reduce unnecessary overproduction

Hoist heavy, good sir. The gains await thee.